The good old Erap Jokes
With the start of Joseph Estrada’s plunder trial , the Erap jokes are back again in circulation:
Jinggoy: dad, kita madadalaw ngayon. May urine test ako bukas. ( Dad, I can’t visit you today. I have a urine test tomorrow)
Erap: Okay lang anak, aral kang mabuti ha. (that’s okay, son. Just study well.)
Erap might have been accused of many things but he left behind a legacy, “the Erap jokes”. My son adored Erap simply because of his famous Erap jokes. He found them funny and wanted to know more Erap jokes. We even bought the Erap joke book. Here is one of Luijoe’s favorite Erap jokes.
Erap buys a ballpen:
Erap: Miss, do you have a ballpen?
Clerk: Sorry, sir we don’t have any ballpens
Erap (angry): Why did you name your store “Penshoppe“?
Luijoe loved to tell this joke to everyone . One time, Luijoe and I passed by Penshoppe ( a teen fashion store) in Glorietta mall and I teased him if he wanted to go inside with me , so I could ask the same question Erap asked.
Luijoe was shocked at my suggestion…”NO, MOM!” He pulled me away towards the play area.
Hehe. My son must have thought I was crazier than Erap.
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More Erap Jokes:
Jinggoy: Dad, manganganak na po misis ko. (Dad my wife is about to give birth)
Erap: Dali tumawag ka ng ambulansya at dalhin natin sa Jollibee (Hurry, call for an ambulance and bring her to Jollibee)
Jingoy: dad bakit po sa Jollibbe (dad, why at Jollibee?)
Erap: May free delivery doon (There is free delivery over there)
This is about me ( a 
ewan ko lang sa inyo… pero para sa akin, astig din itong mga Erap Jokes na ito… ang masama lang, parang pinamumukha natin na tanga (sorry for the word…) si Erap…
very nice it took my lungs out laughing!
ang mga gumawa ng erap jokes lumabas na tanga kayo dahil tinatanga sarili niyo
seguro tuta ka ni erap no…?aminin..
Nakakatawa naman yun, especially yung last joke na nanganganak ang asawa in Jingoy, dinala pa nila sa Jollibee