Jollibee’s Hamburger Earthworm Patties

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jollibee.gifThe Jollibee Earthworm burger rumor is old news but to see the keywords in their website is news. View the HTML source of Jollibee Hamburger website. And what do you see?

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Now I don’t know if their website got hacked or the webmaster purposely placed earthworm hamburger keywords . Whatever for? When I told my girls, they nearly puked .

Earthworm hamburger. Now before you go ewww….read this

Why mix “EARTHWORMS” with my hamburger?

1. Earthworms are one of natures most complete food sources, so much that they are
considered to be an excellent food source for special service operatives of
various military forces throughout the world.
2. Worms are full of calcium, vitamins, roughage and protein which makes them a
complete food.
3. Earthworms have a nice concentration of protein in a little package near 70%
percent on a dry weight basis and they are entirely edible and abundant to collect
so that’s why earthworms are very good meat replacement.
4. A pound of dried earthworm is 50-60% percent cheaper than quality inspected
beef and other meat extenders/fillers.
5. Earthworms will grow at a much faster rate than on any other animal and abundant
of supply.
6. Earthworms contains chemical substances that makes it addictive.
7. Powdered earthworms when blended with beef makes no difference, unnoticeably likes
exactly 100% pure beef.
8. Dried earthworm taste and smells exactly like beef if cooked.

If this is true, Jollibee Fastfood saved an astounding US$120,000,000.00 of cost-cutting savings on hamburger patties alone.

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